Time for #isleneverforgetyou part 2: remember when Tom decided to find out if Maura was “all mouth”? Feels like a while ago, doesn’t it? And if you want to feel REALLY old, this is what Tom looks like now:
Below the line, benzedrine has commented that “Molly Mae… owns a toy elephant? That is literally all I know about her after seven weeks of whatever”. To which I say, please have some respect – the elephant has a name (Ellie Belly)!
Conspiracy theory alert! @bethseager_ on Twitter has suggested that the couple to the right of Caroline Flack will be the winners, based on the past four series. Has she cracked the code? Or, like so many of us, does Beth just have a bit too much time on her hands?
The beautifully-named Baron Von Dominic IV very reasonably asks below who the favourites are. Baron (Dominic? Your royal highness?) – at the minute most of the people in the know (read: random people on Twitter) are backing Tommy and Molly-Mae OR Greg and Amber. T &M are the day-one favourites, but Greg and Amber are very well-liked. Does this answer your question? No? Sorry.
I’ll be dripfeeding you some of the best, most bonkers moments from the series throughout the night, in a series of recaps which I’ve very snappily titled *drum roll please* #isleneverforgetyou. Here goes ….
#isleneverforgetyou part 1: when Curtis told Amy that he didn’t want to cuddle because he’d rather make coffee for the entire villa. I mean, at least pretend you’ve got cramp or something. Animal!
Amy had the last laugh with her epic leaving speech, though – she’s since been on Loose Women twice! How long before she’s a permanent panellist? Watch yer back, Coleen Nolan…
WELCOME TO THE LOVE ISLAND FINALE LIVEBLOG!
Hello and welcome to the Guardian’s Love Island finale liveblog! After two months (!) of gross-out trials, girl-coding and Greg (yeah, we know, he’s only been in there two weeks, but no one else’s name starts with a G, does it?!), Love Island 2019 finally comes to an end tonight. We know, we know, what on earth are we going to do without it? But, in the immortal, contractually obligated words of, well everybody in the villa, it is what it is!
The show starts in an hour, but I’ll be here with all the build-up, all the theories and some recaps before we all get to see Caroline Flack call the delivery driver “babe” in that awful takeaway ad one final time. So don’t let your head get turned, and keep your eyes on the liveblog! I’ll be going BTL from time to time to check your comments, or find me on Twitter @hannahjdavies.